{"product_id":"vote-for-satan","title":"Vote For Satan Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 2024 election makes me want to barf out my butt.  I have a feeling that I'm not the only one who feels this way.  It's time we find a REAL leader of the people, someone who really gets us, a true representative.  That, friends, might just be the Prince of Darkness himself, ol' Lucifer, the Lord of the Flies.  The big man Satan himself.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCast your vote for Satan with this vinyl 3\" glossy sticker.  It's waterproof and UV resistant = will do just fine on water bottles, laptops, cars, probably not in sulfury pits.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEditors note:  been violently butt-barfing as of late.  I now serve the Lord Satan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Vote for Satan sticker\u003cbr\u003e-3x3\" vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e-Waterproof, fadeproof\u003cbr\u003e-Safe for use on cars, laptops, water bottles, etc.\u003cbr\u003e-Designed by ~yours truly~\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting our small business! \u0026lt;3\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49538454782242,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/9217\/7442\/files\/VoteWEB1.jpg?v=1736787558","url":"https:\/\/bmccormick.com\/products\/vote-for-satan","provider":"BMcCormick Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}