Cast Haste on Me | Bumper Sticker

Raise your hand if you sunk 100+ hours into Baldur's Gate 3.  Same, bestie.  Many months were a blur.  Okay, now picture this:  you're in your car on a warm summer day on a rural back road and a car speeds up behind you.  A dashing wizard with satiny brown hair and a well trimmed beard is behind the wheel.  His staff is riding shotgun.  He's got places to go and goddesses of magic to see.  He doesn't have time for your 40 mph shenanigans.  He raises his staff in your direction and BAM!, with a blast of light you're now doing 80 while you're wondering why he didn't just fast travel.

Pop this Caste Haste on Me to Drive Faster sticker on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle.  It's water proof and durable, though it probably won't survive a road rage attack from a Scroll of Fireball.

-Cast Haste On Me | Bumper Sticker
-9x3"
-Waterproof
-High gloss
-Safe for laptops, cars, dishwashers
-Now available as a BUMPER MAGNET for anyone with a fear of commitment

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