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Please Be Patient I Don't Have Hands | Bumper Sticker

Please Be Patient I Don't Have Hands | Bumper Sticker

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Typing this bumper sticker description is exceedingly hard with no hands.  But driving this F350 that the sticker lives on with lil' nubs is 1000x harder.  I NEED my massive truck but please be patient with my driving as it's really hard to steer this disgustingly huge unnecessary thing with no hands :(((

Tell other drivers to be patient/buzz off with this snazzy 9x3" glossy sticker.  It's waterproof and durable, so it'll be safe on your car.  You can also safely put it on your laptop to warn your nosy coworkers that you don't have hands, or if you have a huge water bottle it'll be A-OK on there.

-Please Be Patient I Don't Have Hands | Bumper Sticker
-9x3"
-High gloss and waterproof 
-Safe for laptops, cars, dishwashers
-Now available as a BUMPER MAGNET for anyone with a fear of commitment

Thanks for supporting this small business! <3

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