Bombs For Peace Sticker

I'm trying to write something satirical about the good ol' US of A bombing the map clean in the name of the world police, but it makes me wanna barf.  If anyone has a way to shoot all the dirtbags into the sun like they were going to in that episode of Futurama, pls let me know.

-3" vinyl glossy sticker
-Weatherproof/fadeproof
-Easy-to-peel backing
-Safe for use on cars, water bottles, and laptops

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